Saturday, May 30, 2009

Bleach it... bleach it hella good.

I don't have bleached tips anymore... I wish I did sometimes but other times I realize its just not in the cards for this old head of hair. It's a long story, but basically I dated a blond once and she broke my heart and every time I looked in the mirror I would see my blond tips and it would remind me of her... and if there's one thing I CANNOT have its my hair reminding me of an ex girlfriend. My two loves.

But the point I was going to make was that bleached tips need sun to show their true colors, and how are they going to do that if they're cooped up in a yankees cap. Bro, this is serious, they cannot. Visor's provide the adequate amount of sun necessary to let those bad boys breathe. Let your tips shine as bright as the stars above, right bro?

Nuff said. Peace.

Gel Dandruff

No amount of head shoulders can prevent Gel Dandruff, but a visor can. Look, obviously there are a lot of pros with regular hats, but this is one I can't get over. Gel dandruff is gross, ruins your spikes and more importantly makes you look like you have real dandruff... and that shit is real.

Hat's are probably the number two reason responsible for gel dandruff... the number one reason of course being touching your gel spikes (sometimes you can't resist am I right?). Another point for the visor side.

Look at how restrained my hair tips are

You get the picture? This hat is not letting my hair tips breathe... and your hair spikes are a fundamental part of you. I might as well just be put in a coffin because essentially that's what's happening to my hair spikes right now... they're being put in a hair coffin.


For real, though, they're so much better

I guess I'm starting this blog because I got in an argument with my bro James of Zeta Etta Theta and he was all like "Bro, visor's are no good for anyone" and I was all like "Are you serious bro? Why would you say that, thats mad retarded."

James doesn't understand because he's a huge douche and a big fan of "regular" caps, like his douche Yankees cap. MAn, fuck the yankees.

But anyway I hope to shed some light today on why I fucking love visors and why they're so much better than regular caps. I'll start off by saying that for one thing visors don't fuck up your hair, and when you wear the spikes like me its hella important to keep that shit tight. Visors then let me protect my eyes and face from the harmful rays of the sun but they also let me keep my spikes and let me show them off.

It's all about the hair spikes am I right?